“Yeah. Ever watched the American trailer called Deadpool? Done Reading? “What’s a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?”, 32. I bet this little hand will make it look really big. You’re blind.”, 3. But what it does to the people you love. “You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. “Deadpool: Here, check it out. “Oh, hello there! Moments when you’re offered a choice to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend – spare an enemy. I find these parallel universes so confusing. See Also: 100+ Optimistic Quotes To Keep You Going, 1. ", Deadpool: "Explosions attract the coveted 18 to 24 year old male demographic. That is a gun in my pants. Watch it, try not to leave something on fire to avoid getting burnt. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment – right next to the cure for blindness. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?”, “Blind Al: Love is blind, Wade.” You got China and Central Mexico.

“I swear to God, I’m gonna find you in the next life, and I’m gonna boombox Careless Whisper outside your window.

(Kicks Colassus in the 100% metal crotch) OMG!!! You even look in her direction, and I'll show you that I've got some hard spots... that came out wrong... or did it? These timelines can get so confusing. You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…”, 11. “If that hit you in the chest, I’m sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.

McAvoy or Stewart? I dreamed I took Liam Neeson's daughter and he was just not having it. All things I can live without. Thank us later. “She’s like the Batman to my Robin, but old, black, blind, and in love with me. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Why don't I fucking spell it out for you? :Oh yea....I'm touching myself tonight"!! I love you, Wade Wilson.

“I just want to get to know the real you. She’s sending away for all these colorful clinic brochures. Wade: “What if I held on and never let go?” Vanessa: “Ride a bitch’s back like Yoda on Luke?”, 40. Plenty of bullets I’m gonna spray, Zippty do dah, zippty-ay. Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade 2. “Are you there God? You big chrome cock goblin... you really gonna fuck this up for me. Oh, I'm gonna fuckin' spell it out for you!

So without further ado, let's have Deadpool speak for himself - not that he would ever turn down the offer.

It’s me, Margaret!”, 15. Your poor wife!! Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. Deadpool: El cancer. You were wondering, this is a superhero movie but that guy just turned the other guy into a kebab, well surprise, this is a different kind of superhero movie.

I could go all day, Dopinder. Oh, come on. “Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!”, 17. I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole!

Deadpool: "Wow, this is such a big house, but it's only the two of you here.

It's So confusing! If 2016 was a coal mine, Deadpool is a diamond that came out of it.

And that's exactly what this is, a love story. In these moments everything else falls away…”, Read Also: 100 Anti Bullying Quotes and Slogans, 21. Ever heard Dave Beckham speak?

“I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 – like the city of Detroit.”, 19. All things I can live without. I'm... why do you make me make that? See, you don't need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you.

Sir, what does miss Mama June taste like? “Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots.”, 23. “I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.” A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Below you’d see Deadpool quotes, funniest quotes and also Deadpool love quotes. AskMen, Become a Better Man, Big Shiny Things, Mantics and guyQ are among the federally registered trademarks of Ziff Davis Canada, Inc. and may not be used by third parties without explicit permission. Okay, let's pro/con this superhero thing, pro - They pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies, con - they're lame-ass teacher's pets! Good luck.”, 18. Not the short, 2-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood.”. Did you ever hear about the one legged man in the ass kicking competition? All the dinosaurs feared the mighty T-Rex. But what it does to the people you love. Don't make the same mistakes I did. It's so confusing! I was aiming for your crotch.”, 24. “Here’s the thing, Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. Ladies and gentlemen: and now, the moment I've all been waiting for... Before I go, I misplaced an eight ball of cocaine somewhere in this apartment and it's right next to the cure for blindness. We've thrown in some quotes from the movie as well, so be warned. © 2020 Ziff Davis Canada, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Good luck. I bet you’re wondering, why the red suit? Population: You.

Wham!”, 35.

This whole alternate universe thing gets really confusing.. McAvoy or Stewart? Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. Is it more sexist to not hit you.

Here's what I'm actually gonna do. ", "Welcome to Loserville. This last shot has to pull out, but it's the only thing pulling out tonight. That guy was up there before we got here. The cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed!”, 8. His clever quips, hilarious references, and witty fourth wall breaking comments made him one of the most likable superheroes to millions of people overnight. I don't want to see that or think of it again. I am crazy, or is your hand really small?